BRODLE™

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⚡ THE #1 RADICAL BRO-SCHEDULING SUPER-ENGINE ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY ⚡ GET YOUR BROS TOGETHER ⚡ ZERO CHICKS GUARANTEED ⚡

🍻 THROW DOWN A LEGENDARY BRO-SUMMIT 🍻

Tired of chicks ruining your calendar? SAME. Smash the button below and BRODLE™ will forge a top-secret link. Text it to your bros. They pick their dates. DEMOCRACY, but for DUDES.


HOW IT WORKS, GENIUS

1️⃣ Hit CREATE EVENT and get a rad secret link.
2️⃣ Blast that link to every bro in your contact list (except chicks).
3️⃣ Each bro slaps their name on it and taps the calendar to mark every day.
4️⃣ Tap a day to cycle: LET'S GET RADICAL → MEH, IF I MUST → NO CAN DO BRO
5️⃣ The greenest day WINS. Bros assemble. Legends are born.

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